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                   Fate Fairies

 - This page is dedicated to those moments in life you realize could have been life changing - for better or worse they were "dates with fate" 

    Do you have fate fairies? They are mythical little creatures that meddle in your life; they are most likely the emissaries of what ever god you bring with you. 

 Click on the link below to see the original vignettes about some close calls and moments that have caused reflection on..., life. The link does not list the stories in chronological order in regards to time.  

  Dates with fate


 The below links are original vignettes from the above link and are placed in chronological order with the oldest event listed first.  All the orignal vignettes are being prepared for the book, "Fate Fairies." Click on the accompanying green "Book" link to see the edited book version of the original vignette (chapter). 

 The E3 designation identifies chapters edited a third time.

 Semi vs old four-door Ford     Book E3

 Pipe in the stomach; "Walk it off punk!"     Book E3

 Duck and cover      Book E3

 Crying 16-year-old Buick-girl vs old four-door Ford     Book E3

 "Remember Bub, you only have one set of arms and legs"     Book E3

 The Molotov incident     Book E3

 The farm kitties     Book

 A chance to play football; the sandlot 1966-'68     Book

 A chance to play football; the wait 1968-'70     Book

 A chance to play football; Early high school gridiron 1970-'72     Book

 Helmet in the spine     Book

 Missed Freshman basketball roster day     Book

 A chance to play football; the big time; the Junior year 1972-'73     Book

 Fairlane vs milk truck     Book 
 
 A chance to play football; the opportunity; the Senior year 1973-'74     Book

 Keep your eyes on the road, "fool!"     Book


 A chance to play football; the big time; the Senior year 1973-'74     Book

 Important celebrities like us fellers don't do interviews

 Almost worked for "Heff"     Book

 The Decision     Book

 Should have died in Dugger, Indiana     Book

 The Archer affair; Sunshine the car     Book

 Sergeant Baker blew himself up     Book

 Septicemia via shrapnel from the range     Book

 Sergeant Bob? No "Sergeant Jack" 25     Book

 Too important to have a beer with an Army buddy     Book

 "Thanks Frank, I could'a spent a while in jail"     Book

 Thoughtful job tips thoughtlessly ignored     Book

 Motorcycle bee sting: "Go away come back later"     Book

 School bus wreck     Book

 Two seconds from "depraved indifference"     Book

 "Haul to Pennsylvania....now!"     Book

 Damn near killed in Columbus     Book

 Humping cement; Should have stopped to see Kapps; "Hello Bob," "Lieutenant Jay, in the middle of Nebraska?"     Book

 Asleep at the motorcycle wheel; zapped by lightning     Book

 "The bird" almost cost me my ass     Book

 "I can throw you out of here with one finger"     Book

 New Year's - January 1st, 1981     Book

 Missed the reenlistment bus     Book

 Consummate motorcycle wreck     Book

 Honeymoon in the VA     Book

 Texas     Book

 Knife on the family jewels     Book

 Graveyard epiphany     Book

 Who killed the grass on the "Grassy Knoll"?     Book

 Arlee stopped by one day, died the next     Book

 Fuck those trees and fuck you too     Book 

 Part the Mixmaster like Moses     Book

 Meningitis     Book

 Blood Clots 50     Book

 Lost Rings     Book

 Could have been in Saudi     Book

 Bug-eyes in the Tire Truck

 Rear-ended by the one armed man who was rearended by teeny-bopper chick     Book

 A few last job interviews....from the gates of hell - missed State opportunities     Book

 Study hall epiphany

 "I could use a man like you"     Book

 "Wanna load beer?" - A day late - two years short     Book      

 Nursing home epiphany     Book

 "Can't you call someone?" - no phones in Intensive Care     Book

 Early set back in nursing; 180 "degree" turn; word of my Best Man     Book

 New service member for a day     Book

 "High diddle diddle, The cat played the fiddle, [The deer jumped over the Metro]"

 A year in a wheelchair     Book

 Checkbook on the shopping cart     Book

 Lawyers, judges, crooks, and cops     Book

 Make a decision, or others will; "Where's God?"; Whoosh     Book

 A-fib rears its ugly head after five years     Book

 The mother of all thrombosis - "Tough it out, you just have the flu"     Book

 Last official day of lifeguard work September 11, 2001     Book

 Almost killed by Little Beanie the "Tiny-tiger"     Book

 Nuanced intern tips ignored

 Hot sun, Harley ride, heart arrhythmia, "Feewe'n whucky today?"     Book

 Landing in Saigon     Book

 "Where's Cambodia?" "You're in Campuchia, you stupid men!" 75     Book

 The chicken and contraband bus across Laos     Book

 "Over the rail, you old fuck'n bastard!"     Book

 Hanoi, "Many tricks," in 'Nam, "And don't say, 'Nam!"     Book


 Iraq - life-changing project     Book

 One rubber-stamp date away from Third World prison    Book

 Oneway street into Kurdish machine guns - taxi dude ...., "Idiot"     Book


 Never shot at once, but still bleeding to death in Iraq     Book

 Discretion and cat valor: The feral among us     Book

 Asleep in Munich     Book 

 Shoot out with the Kurds     Book

 Lost in Mosul looking for the temple of Lalish

 "Syria good, Syria very good!"


 A run for County Board - "Thank your gods I lost" 

 "I wanna braid your hair, Mister"

 Killed and brought back to life yet again

 Front end fell off the Metro on I-90

 The only kid is the oldest kid by default

 Kids - conspicuously absent

 The beneficiary of "luck," but, also modern medicine

 Relearning what is really important - from a three-legged kitty 95


                                               (vignettes and book under construction - in progress)